caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

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alysha:

alysha nett by camraface

tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

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cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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phobias:

why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everything 

if i was standing behind you and you were already tall to begin with and then you put someone on your shoulders i would KICK YOU IN THE SACK

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pucksluuuuuut:

I told them “awkward prom photo”. Afterwards Pete said, ” That was fun” and giggled. The longer I look at it, the better it gets. I can die happy.

ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

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